I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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