im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
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He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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