dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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