Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Just invented taco cereal.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.