i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong