I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival