We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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