party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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