office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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