This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
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Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize