i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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