i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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