Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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