i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
