Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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