And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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