some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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