Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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