nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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