in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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