Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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