I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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