Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
