You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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