i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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