I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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