whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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