if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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