You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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