good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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