I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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