Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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