Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
