We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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