I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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