Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
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I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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