They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i out mim tonsoeep
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