No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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