they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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