Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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