Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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