"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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