Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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