I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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