just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
a search helicopter?!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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