so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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