Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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