I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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