I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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