If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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