I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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