so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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