He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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