What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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