in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
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In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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