On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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