Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
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Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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