Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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