Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
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Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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